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One day my friend Jhoh Cable linked me to his blog which was a repost from his tumbler, where he claims that gun ownership is an essential human right, and then proceeded to post a long stream of image macros and motivational posters, most of which loosely related to the subject. Jhoh is a master internet troll, so I thought I'd ask him to confirm if this was his sincere opinion.
Okk: Do you even actually even believe that gun ownership is an essential human right? Cuz I think you're just stirring up shit here.
Jhoh: Yes.
Jhoh: ^_^
Okk: kay ^_^
Okk: I respect your right to have opinions... that are stupid!
Jhoh: Anti-gun mindsets have been objectively proven to be inherently totalitarian and fascistic.
Okk: hahaha
Okk: you talk about "objective proof" the same way I talk about "objective proof"
Okk: It is irrefutable fact that guns ownership is bad, and anybody who disagrees is a closet homosexual.
Jhoh: Well I know you don't know anything about the subject.
Jhoh: And I do. ^_^
Jhoh: You know who else agrees with me? Gandhi.
Jhoh: Gandhi doesn't agree with you does he? No he does not. 8)
Okk: That's exactly what I would expect a non-genius such as yourself to say hmm hmm why don't you try continuing this debate when your IQ is 159 like mine is.
Okk: You know who else was in favor of gun ownership? Adolf Hitler.
Jhoh: Adolf Hitler was against gun ownership.
Okk: He owned a gun himself!
Jhoh: When he took power it became illegal for citizens of Germany to own guns.
Okk: Adolf Hitler was half gun, on his father's side.
Jhoh: Haha.
Jhoh: The gun is a symbol of a free society.
Okk: The gun is the symbol of the freemasons who worship demons
Jhoh: Looks like I believe in freedom more than you. 8)
Okk: A gun owner once killed an innocent man by accident. Therefor, if you own a gun, you will kill an innocent man by accident. It's simple logic, Jhoh.
Jhoh: I think I already posted that picture to the post I linked you to. :3
Okk: Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
Okk: Your silence speaks volumes. As you can see, my debating skills are unparalleled. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go forge myself a trophy in honor of this internet debate victory.
Jhoh: I'm looking for a Dane Cook image macro hold on. 8)
After that, I blocked Jhoh from my instant messenger and never spoke to him again.
Okk: Do you even actually even believe that gun ownership is an essential human right? Cuz I think you're just stirring up shit here.
Jhoh: Yes.
Jhoh: ^_^
Okk: kay ^_^
Okk: I respect your right to have opinions... that are stupid!
Jhoh: Anti-gun mindsets have been objectively proven to be inherently totalitarian and fascistic.
Okk: hahaha
Okk: you talk about "objective proof" the same way I talk about "objective proof"
Okk: It is irrefutable fact that guns ownership is bad, and anybody who disagrees is a closet homosexual.
Jhoh: Well I know you don't know anything about the subject.
Jhoh: And I do. ^_^
Jhoh: You know who else agrees with me? Gandhi.
Jhoh: Gandhi doesn't agree with you does he? No he does not. 8)
Okk: That's exactly what I would expect a non-genius such as yourself to say hmm hmm why don't you try continuing this debate when your IQ is 159 like mine is.
Okk: You know who else was in favor of gun ownership? Adolf Hitler.
Jhoh: Adolf Hitler was against gun ownership.
Okk: He owned a gun himself!
Jhoh: When he took power it became illegal for citizens of Germany to own guns.
Okk: Adolf Hitler was half gun, on his father's side.
Jhoh: Haha.
Jhoh: The gun is a symbol of a free society.
Okk: The gun is the symbol of the freemasons who worship demons
Jhoh: Looks like I believe in freedom more than you. 8)
Okk: A gun owner once killed an innocent man by accident. Therefor, if you own a gun, you will kill an innocent man by accident. It's simple logic, Jhoh.
Jhoh: I think I already posted that picture to the post I linked you to. :3
Okk: Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
Okk: Your silence speaks volumes. As you can see, my debating skills are unparalleled. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go forge myself a trophy in honor of this internet debate victory.
Jhoh: I'm looking for a Dane Cook image macro hold on. 8)
After that, I blocked Jhoh from my instant messenger and never spoke to him again.
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By now, I'm sure you've all heard of the world-famous internet phenomenon, Troll Police.
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After bringing up Dane Cook, he deserves to be mulched!